That feeling you get
Heart: What the hell was that?!? I’m going into overdrive, like I’ve been given an IV of nicotine and caffeine combined.
Brain: It just came out of nowhere and POW! Kicked me right in the pituitary.
Eye: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but stare. It was hypnotizing; like looking into the eye of a hurricane, or climbing the empire state building just to see the height from which you’ll hit the pavement.
Brain: Emergency status report, is everyone okay?
Lung: It took my breath away!
Eye: My iris ran away, and my pupil dilated as much as the Grinch’s heart strings. Optics are haywire, sir!
Heart: I resent that. I’m beating like the walls of an under-21 club. Are we fleeing from a pack of wolves?
Kidney: I nearly peed myself!
Brain: Mouth? Report.
Mouth:…
Brain: Report!
Mouth:…
Brain: Skin?
Skin:…
Brain: Okay, the line’s dead. It looks like not all systems are responding. We may have lost them for good. Let’s regroup until we have more intel on our stimulus. Activate phase 2: stealth.
Eye: Stealth active.
Nose: Stealth active.
Heart: Give me a sec to get this beating under control. Okay, stealth active.
Brain: This is not a drill. No parasympathetic nervous system, I will not calm down! We have a crisis on our hands. Everyone, stay completely silent.
Intestines: Stealth active.
Eye: Getting visual confirmation.
Bladder: Stealth active.
Brain: What is it, private eye?
Eye: It appears to be…
Pancreas: Stealth active
Eye: Yup. Sir, it appears we just asked a girl on a date.
Brain: Well, what did she say? Ears? Can anyone check our auditory system? Damn! No response.
Appendix: Stealth active.
Penis: Uh…guys? I think I just blew it.
Mouth: Good to have you, back.
Back: Fuck! Who’s there?
Thanks homie, I missed you too. Diggin the new profile pic; looks like you’re being eaten by shadows.
Those shadows really did a number on me. Plus side: Kids are terrified of me now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant!
Thanks su mersolstice! You’ve been busy while I’ve been gone; I dig the updates and good luck with the 30 days!
he he I have, yes. And thank you 🙂
Brilliant is not enough to describe this
Ah, this is what I came back for, the feeding of my ego. Seriously though, thanks so much. Glad to be of service.
You were missed. I love your beautiful words, with, and eccentricity. Welcome back 🙂